CAUTION: THE FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS IMAGES OF AN EX-EMMERDALE ACTRESS WITH NO CLOTHES ON. AND SOME CROCODILE SEX. SORT OF.
Another quick post. I have just hilariously noted from looking at my blog statistics that someone out there has googled the search term;
CROCODILE SEX SCENE
And, joy of wonderful joys, the clever magic interweb has brought them to my blog page. Now I hadn’t really thought of it before, but it’s true, if my blog lacks anything at all its almost certainly crocodile sex.
Now, this got me wondering. Was the googler searching for
A – scenes of human sex in a giant crocodile film.
B – scenes of crocodile sex in a giant crocodile film
C – Scenes of crocodile sex in just anything, really
D – Scenes of human/crocodile sex
Well, if it was C there are plenty of HOT XXX ADULT CROCODILES ONLY nature documentaries out there.
If it was crocodiles and humans having sex together in some strange way, that this person was looking for, then I’m sure there’s a fetish site out there somewhere. Forgive me if I don’t search for it myself, but I’ve just had my dinner. In any case, the idea is a fabulous one, with a heavily-pregnant crocodile giving birth to a croc with a human head, or possibly the other way around; they could make a film out of it. It could be called CROC-BOY or possibly just CROCK! And could premier on the Horror Channel. I could write it; I’m good at writing horse-shit, after all.
Anyway, if this googler person is looking for option A up there, then I have wrestled my brains to think of what he could be looking for. Now, understand that I enjoy Giant Crocodile films for their artistic value, the prowess in the make-up and prosthetic departments and the subtleties and subtexts of the story. And sometimes for the crocodiles [although I have seen one or two crocodile films that didn’t have any crocodiles in them!]. Never for the sex scenes. Well, not much anyway.